Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says: “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning…
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Marriage is often painted as a perfect blend of love, trust, and understanding. But sometimes, even the most loving couples can find themselves in awkward situations…
An elderly woman named Mildred was the self-appointed moral guardian of her small-town church. She made it her business to know everyone’s business. One day, she…
Eleanor had been working in the Dead Letter Office for five years, but she’d never seen anything quite like this — an envelope addressed simply to…
A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy. She heads to the counter and says, “I want to buy…
One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t…
An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor. The doctor said, “You should start writing things down to help you…
An 82-year-old man and his 80-year-old wife went out one morning to enjoy a quiet breakfast at a local diner. They spotted a sign offering a…
An old couple had been married for 50 years. Every morning (without fail) the man produced a massive fart when he got out of bed and…
With a very se:ductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up … ?” the woman asked her husband.…