Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on…
The captain comes over the intercom. “Attention passengers we’ve had a minor problem with one of our engines but we have three more…
I perch on the end of your bed now, with your little sister in tow, to get you to sleep. The juggling act…
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,… Where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the…
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid…
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have…
A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. “Hello there and what is your name?” “Hello,” giggles…
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No,…
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,…
When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.” God snapped his fingers…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults…
A man is driving down a country road going 45mph, and all the sudden he notices a chicken running next to him. He…